I've decided I am a very boring person, since I have spent this week doing virtually nothing but reading books, playing the Wii and painting pictures on small canvas squares; school holidays are my kryptonite. I've been off from work for the last two weeks and I'm down to my last day of freedom. I had plans to do a number of things, but the martini drinking got in the way.
At least, at least, the majority of study-related tidying has been done. I have ordered the new Apples. I have fiddled around with some writing (and then realised how out of practice I am...rewrite! rewrite!). I also realised that most people who have seen my new-look study keep referring to it as a home office. Because it looks very different to the rest of the house (it does, black and red and glass versus Tasmanian Oak and blues)? Because a home office is considered the in thing? Because small ferrets only travel clockwise after the full moon?
Speaking of the moon, I was watching one of the Lord of the Rings movies a week ago (or thereabouts...who cares anyway?) and realised the moon was up the right way. For Southern Hemisphere-eans, the moon is always upside down in movies and film.
I have no real plans today, world domination seems like too much effort for a lot of administrative headaches. Since I'm planning on opting out of the administrative headaches department in as many ways as I can, I'll restrict myself to maniacal laughter.
Evil laughter has three discernible spellings from my researches (i.e. laughter spelled out in facebook, twitter and a great RPG called Dink Smallwood):
- bahahahaha
- bwahahahaha
- mwahahahaha
But it only works with three or four ha-ha's at the end, okay? Any more and it looks like you're trying too hard. One ha sounds like "ah-ha!" (Eureka! I have discovered a mess of malcontents with whom I shall form an evil army of robots!); two ha-ha's sound like some do-gooder just shot you in the middle of a triumphant evil laugh, and five ha-ha's (or more) sound like you've been sniffing nitrous.
What scare me most in the world? I sat here evil-laughing quietly to myself for the last five minutes to test out all of those theories about the length of evil laughter in print.
Of course, all of these can work as general laughter as well. For anyone who has played Dink Smallwood, "MWAAHAHAHAHA" is the strict province of the evil.
One day of freedom left. On to coffee!
